
Bruce: “I deserve an Oscar. They love me. How am I doing?”
Alfred: “Lose the growl, sir. If you don’t mind, I’ll wait for you in the car. There’s a chapter in the lastest Artemis Fowl I’m keen to catch up on”.
-Batman issue #655
Alfred reads Artemis Fowl. ALFRED READS ARTEMIS FOWL. My life is complete.
“Holly Short made me question my sexuality and lead me to realize I was a lesbian.”
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Hey, guys! For anyone interested in roleplay. :D
Eoin Colfer. I love you. Thank you for the subtle Sherlock humor. I love you.
Oh God, I love you.
“I can’t stand the fact that Eoin Colfer brought politics into The Lost Colony, and especially into The Atlantis Complex. It was completely unnecessary for a kids/young teens series. Just leave the politics out of literature and tell a story.”
EXCUSE ME? If you think literature is totally separated from society, then you are so wrong. And politics shouldn’t be left out of children’s lit because you think these are mature topics that can’t be understood. Politics affect children too, and literature is one medium in which this can be explained to them. Hell, Harry Potter has a LOT of politics. And then there’s His Dark Materials. Both aimed at children and teenagers.
Stories that have no bearing on society, that merely talks of mindless blurbs, are literature that alienates the readers. A shallow form of writing.







