aqinonyx:

artemis is a filly’s name

omg I don’t even watch it but omg

aqinonyx:

artemis is a filly’s name

omg I don’t even watch it but omg

youngassvengers:


Bruce: “I deserve an Oscar. They love me. How am I doing?”
Alfred: “Lose the growl, sir. If you don’t mind, I’ll wait for you in the car. There’s a chapter in the lastest Artemis Fowl I’m keen to catch up on”.

-Batman issue #655
Alfred reads Artemis Fowl. ALFRED READS ARTEMIS FOWL. My life is complete.

youngassvengers:

Bruce: “I deserve an Oscar. They love me. How am I doing?”

Alfred: “Lose the growl, sir. If you don’t mind, I’ll wait for you in the car. There’s a chapter in the lastest Artemis Fowl I’m keen to catch up on”.

-Batman issue #655

Alfred reads Artemis Fowl. ALFRED READS ARTEMIS FOWL. My life is complete.

artemisfowlconfessions:

“Holly Short made me question my sexuality and lead me to realize I was a lesbian.”

artemisfowlconfessions:

“Holly Short made me question my sexuality and lead me to realize I was a lesbian.”

TAGS:   omg who are you we have the same experience.   goddammit holly.   do you know how much i wanted holly to be real so we could shag.   and that time i was still identifying as straight omg.   oh god holly.   HOLLY.
applygenerouslyand-stayalive ASKED: tis me again :D Just wondering if any of your followers are interested in an Artemis/Holly roleplay avec moi! I'm in dire need :( Just drop me a message if you're interested and we can discuss details, thank you!!! xxxxxxx

^^^

Hey, guys! For anyone interested in roleplay. :D

TAGS:   applygenerouslyand-stayalive.   Artemis Fowl.   Holly Short.   RP.   Roleplay.   Role play.
caffeinatedqueer:

Eoin Colfer. I love you. Thank you for the subtle Sherlock humor. I love you.
Oh God, I love you.

caffeinatedqueer:

Eoin Colfer. I love you. Thank you for the subtle Sherlock humor. I love you.

Oh God, I love you.

TAGS:   gotta love this book.   lmao.
"Well, I’d try and use buzz words like ‘Harry Potter’ and ‘New Direction’ sorry, ‘One Direction’" Eoin Colfer, the author of the Artemis Fowl books, in an interview on triple J after being asked how he’d describe the books to someone who hadn’t read them. (via thesilencethatfell)
TAGS:   Hahahahaha oh eoin.
artemisfowlconfessions:

“I can’t stand the fact that Eoin Colfer brought politics into The Lost Colony, and especially into The Atlantis Complex. It was completely unnecessary for a kids/young teens series. Just leave the politics out of literature and tell a story.”

EXCUSE ME? If you think literature is totally separated from society, then you are so wrong. And politics shouldn’t be left out of children’s lit because you think these are mature topics that can’t be understood. Politics affect children too, and literature is one medium in which this can be explained to them. Hell, Harry Potter has a LOT of politics. And then there’s His Dark Materials. Both aimed at children and teenagers.
Stories that have no bearing on society, that merely talks of mindless blurbs, are literature that alienates the readers. A shallow form of writing. 

artemisfowlconfessions:

“I can’t stand the fact that Eoin Colfer brought politics into The Lost Colony, and especially into The Atlantis Complex. It was completely unnecessary for a kids/young teens series. Just leave the politics out of literature and tell a story.”

EXCUSE ME? If you think literature is totally separated from society, then you are so wrong. And politics shouldn’t be left out of children’s lit because you think these are mature topics that can’t be understood. Politics affect children too, and literature is one medium in which this can be explained to them. Hell, Harry Potter has a LOT of politics. And then there’s His Dark Materials. Both aimed at children and teenagers.

Stories that have no bearing on society, that merely talks of mindless blurbs, are literature that alienates the readers. A shallow form of writing. 

reconyessance:


Everyone dies-kidding. 

          —Eoin Colfer u.u

reconyessance:

Everyone dies-kidding. 

          —Eoin Colfer u.u

TAGS:   omg sakjfhkalsg.
"I am in that stage of life when i finally understand what is so important about red armani boxers" Rein’s text (via sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort)

That’s the way history is written.

That’s the way history is written.

(Source: isasm)